Me: I think you're funny.
Him: You think Colin Quinn is funny.
Me: Colin Quinn is funny. I've always liked him.
Him: And that's why I married you.
(I'm expecting him to say something like "you have good taste in commedians" "You have a good sense of humour"...you know something like that, instead he says,)
Him: you're an easy mark.
And damn him if I didn't laugh at that too.