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June 16th, 2004

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04:26 pm - You may be right...
Let me preface this by saying that I'm pleased that you guys have a baby. Congratulations. I'm thrilled that she's healthy. I'm delighted that you're delighted. She's beautiful and will be a source of much joy and pleasure to in the future, the good Lord willing and the crick don't rise.
Having said that, and I do sincerely mean it, you are total freaking flake. The idea of you having a baby with your wife of nearly a month (I know, you would have married her sooner, but neither of you had completed divorce procedings, some people would consider that a sign!) is utterly repulsive. I don't have any stigmas or issues with preconcieved children, (although this will probably sound like a scathing denunciation of the practice), my problem is actually with you personally.
I think you're irresponsible. I think both of your marriages have been ill conceived. I wish you'd think things through. You are such a bright, and intelligent young man, and you have so little sense. And while I'm spewing a few home truths, can I just mention that my lesbian best friend has never found you even the slightest bit attractive. She would not be on your jock if but for the fact that you're married. She has zero interest in you beyond the odd, and I mean that in most sincere way, dinner companion.
Your capacity for self-delusion is utterly freaking boundless. And, yeah, yeah, I know you think it's jealousy talking. That must be it.
I must be a jealous, raving lunatic. Certainly what I'm saying couldn't possibly be true. Can it?
Current Mood: venting
Current Music: Big Country "In a Big Country"

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Date:June 16th, 2004 01:48 pm (UTC)
*applause* I don't know who you mean, glad it's not me.. :) Bet ya though, if he does read it he won't know it's about him..even with all the details.
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Date:June 16th, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)

I just wish

that you would have told this to me privately first...

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Date:June 16th, 2004 09:01 pm (UTC)
Oh and kudos for using the work 'crick' in a sentence! AND for using it in the right context! Jtn mocks me mightily but I'm sorry..if he can call all soft drinks 'sodas' then I will say 'crick' and 'tater' and every other thing that annoys him ;-) Since I lived in Texas for a while I do also enjoying saying 'sheeeeee-ittt'. It's just fun.
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Date:June 17th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
Have the scallops discussion with him.
Hoppie also hates the way I say crayons.
He should count his blessings, at least I don't warsh my clothings.
Date:June 17th, 2004 06:22 am (UTC)


am I allowed to guess who you're referring to?

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Date:June 17th, 2004 07:54 am (UTC)
Date:June 17th, 2004 07:44 am (UTC)
Are you talking about Hoppie?
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Date:June 17th, 2004 07:55 am (UTC)
If you had a baby yesterday, we're in a lot more trouble than I think. 8-)

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