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June 18th, 2004

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02:53 pm - Faux porn
So on our way back from lunch (Vietnamese), hence the "Pho" in the title, JumJill, solies and I got into a discussion on porn. Well, we started with trashy romance and got trashier, I guess, if such a thing were possible. I blame it on solies.
First we started with the perennial favorite,

Truely, Madly Viking

Then we moved onto the

He's a cowboy!

subgenre, then the next thing I knew were talking about Roquelaure's horrific porn.
JumJill asked what I guess in restrospect is the obvious question, "Who would read porn when they could watch it?" From there it was a short leap to Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic cheerleaders (actually we didn't talk about volume 2 at all, I just like the title) and the Erotic Adventures of Zorro.
Then we discussed Church.
How is it such a clean-living, sensible, calm, practical soul as I suddenly ends up with this pron goddess reputation?
I STILL want to have a toy party!
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Bowling for Soup "Girl all the Bad Guys Want"

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Date:June 18th, 2004 12:10 pm (UTC)

Who you kidding...

You are a dirty girl....
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Date:June 18th, 2004 12:18 pm (UTC)
i knwo someone who has had a toy party, and if you really wnat one i cna ask her to pas salong contact info...
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Date:June 18th, 2004 12:21 pm (UTC)
JumJill knows people too, and she'd be willing to host, but our husbands don't like the competition. Feh.
Date:June 18th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC)

JumJill says...

I wish I still knew the person....my husband gets excited at the idea of adult toys....this is why I sent him this exciting new study (from what's new on netscape)

You Won't Believe the No. 1 Adult Toy!
The top-rated adult toy is...ta dum! Legos. That's the word from a survey of 1,000 adults over the age of 25 that was conducted in Great Britain by the Cartoon Network, reports Reuters. Legos are multicolored interlocking plastic bricks that come in all sizes and can create all sorts of designs that are limited only by the child's...er, adult's imagination. (Just don't step on one when you're barefoot. Ouch!)

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Date:June 18th, 2004 12:27 pm (UTC)
In that case, tpau, yes. Bring the info with you on Tuesday?
Date:June 18th, 2004 12:42 pm (UTC)
You are a naughty girl.

A naughty, naughty girl.
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Date:June 18th, 2004 12:49 pm (UTC)
You wouldn't be saying that if you were my

Truely, Madly, Viking

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Date:June 18th, 2004 01:55 pm (UTC)

Reading vs. Watching

"Who would read porn when they could watch it?" is the question posed by JumJill.

I might ask you "Who would read The Illiad when they could see Brad Pitt in the movie Troy?"

The answer...I would. If you are reading quality porn it can be equally or even more (ahem) satisfying than some lame video. So don't knock the written dirty word. The combination of the written word and your brain is sometimes mightier than the (ahem) "sword" on the video screen.
Date:June 18th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)

Re: Reading vs. Watching

Written porn tends to be a bit more adventurous and creative whereas the videos tend to be the same thing over and over again....or so I'm told ;)
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Date:June 18th, 2004 02:05 pm (UTC)
Plus, the big advantage to written porn, NO HAIRY ASSES!
Date:June 20th, 2004 09:02 pm (UTC)

A Viking named, no doubt ...

Sverrold. Or was it Sven? It certainly wasn't Bjorn.

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