awesome ultimate expert hen (mdyesowitch) wrote,
awesome ultimate expert hen

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Me: I'm a boring person.
Solies: Awww. Of course you're not.
Me: Then why do you bring a pillow whenever you come to visit me?
Solies: (Looks uncomfortable) Ummmm. Because I want you to be comfortable?
Me: But I'm never allowed to touch your pillow. You hate people touching your pillow.
Solies: (Flustered) It's the thought that counts!
Me: I think you think I'm boring.
Solies: I do not! Blinky, tell her we don't think she's boring.
Blinky: Morry Mollies. (Blinky shoves more candy in his mouth before continuing) Mime only merefer mood.
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