awesome ultimate expert hen (mdyesowitch) wrote,
awesome ultimate expert hen


Emma: I have to finish out all these projects and loose ends today before I start my vacation!
Blinky: You're going on vacation? For how long.
Emma: One day.
Blinky: (Backing up) Well, won't that be exciting.
I'll be back Monday. Enjoy your weekend.

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