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January 13th, 2005


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10:49 am - The queen of tarts
And I have to share this story:
Solies: I see from your blog that the tart that I just consumed is composed entirely of bourbon.
Emma: Not entirely of bourbon. It's mostly chocolate. Also some nuts. And gobs of sugar and butter.
Solies: Will I be okay to drive home after work?
Emma: Oh, no, I don't think so. You'd better stay here for a couple of days until the bourbon works it's way out of your system.
Solies: (glares) I'm not a big drinker, you know. How much alcohol did you shove into me all unbeknownst to me?
Emma: You could pass a breathalizer test right now.
Solies: Really? It tasted very alcoholy.
Emma: I used 1/2 a cup of bourbon spread across 12 tarts and an approximately 9" pan. That's about 4 shots, of which you...
Solies pulls up a chair and calls Blinky
Solies: (To Blinky) You'll want to see this. Emma is attempting to do math.
Blinky: (heard through the phone) SQUEEEEEEE!
Emma: Now if you assume 16 pieces in the pie, and you subtract the amount I spilled when I was filling the tarts...
Solies: Can we just take it as given that I've had a fraction of a shot?
Emma: Yes, please.
Solies: No more math for you.
Emma: Math is hard.
Blinky: But funny!
Solies: Differential equations.
Takis: Hootie hoo!
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From:lensedqso
Date:January 13th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)
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Hee hee
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From:kayranord
Date:January 13th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC)
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I always had a hard time with the adding, the subtracting, the multiplying and the dividing. Differential equations, however, were a piece of pie. :)
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From:mdyesowitch
Date:January 13th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC)
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bourbon, chocolate, walnut pie?
-m
Can she make a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Can she make a cherry pie, charming Billy?
Yes, she can make a cherry pie,
Quick as a cat can wink it's eye.
She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.

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