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Queen of Tarts: Part II

Since I know you'll be missing me this weekend, I'm going to post QoT II and III today. If you want to ration them until I get back, feel free.
(Solies is skipping around the office and dancing.)
Me: You didn't really have enough bourbon to get you drunk, you know. You're in complete control and you're choosing to do this.
Solies: That's silly! Why would I choose to moon half the office. Hey! What happened to my login?
Disembodied voice: I'll teach you to moon your system administrator!
Solies: But I already know how to do that!
...
Me: And that's exactly what happened.
Solies: I'm never touching your bourbon pie again.
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