awesome ultimate expert hen (mdyesowitch) wrote,
awesome ultimate expert hen
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Queen of Tarts: IV

Me: The locusts have nearly completed the conquest of the bourbon pie.
Solies: You call your coworkers locusts?
Me: Yes.
Solies: Well, that's fair.
....
Me: Skreech what are you doing in my office.
Screech: SCREECH!
Me: Have you been typing on my keyboard the whole time I was in that meeting?
Screech: SCREECH!
Me: I don't care if he doesn't give you enough screen time with his one post a day policy, this is my blog. Solies! Fetch your monkey!
Solies takes the skreeching monkey away
Me: (calling after him.) And I'm not paying you for these posts, either!
Solies: SCREECH!
Me: No, I won't pay royalties for use of your characters either!
Blinky: Moo mow 'im or taglines.
Me: Well, that's fair.
Solies: 5 cents, please.
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