awesome ultimate expert hen (mdyesowitch) wrote,
awesome ultimate expert hen
mdyesowitch

The fix is in.


MARCI
M is for Moral
A is for Astounding
R is for Rich
C is for Complicated
I is for Innocent






You Are A Realistic Romantic


You are more romantic than 60% of the population.



It's easy for you to get swept away by romance...
But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective.
You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets
You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line!





Hedwig is burning with passion for TheBloodyBaron

What's Your OTP?
TheRogue.net & FictionAlley Valentine's Day Challenge

TheGreyLady is Stupified by NevilleLongbottom

What's Your OTP?
TheRogue.net & FictionAlley Valentine's Day Challenge


The Math Doctor


Me: Well, can't you get Kevin to do it?
RobinTheMidwife: He only fixes equations.
Meanwhile...across town
Kevin: Take a dive, 5. 7 is going to equal X in this equation.
5: But! This is my big shot!
Kevin: Another time, kid. Another time.
</i>Later...</i>
Announcer: It's unbelievable! In a surprise upset, 7 turns out to be the solution.
ColourCommentator: Well, I think this is a huge upset, a big loss for 5, and a big win for 7. It looked like 5 had a good shot...
The radio is snapped off.
Me: Well, math guy? Now what do you say.
Solies: That's just wrong in so many ways.
Me: Yeah, whatever, pay up.
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