awesome ultimate expert hen (mdyesowitch) wrote,
awesome ultimate expert hen
mdyesowitch

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The haircut

Blinky: Hello.
He stands still...waiting...waiting...
Me: Oh, your haircut. It looks very nice.
Solies passes by. He is clearly on his way somewhere.
Me: Solies! Do you know this distinguished gentleman I'm speaking to?
Solies: I'm not sure. But he does look very striking.
Blinky punches Solies
Solies: I said looked striking. Not actually striking.
Blinky: Ooops.
Disembodied voice from over the cube wall (RECW): Solies! Is that you? Can you come over here.
Me: Ooops.
Solies: Jeeze, Emma, I was on my way somewhere.
Me: I hope it was to see RECW.
Solies: Apparently it is now.
Solies storms off in a huff. In the confusion, Blinky has slunk away quietly.
Me: Ah, alone at last with my blue corn chips!
Disembodied voice from over the cube wall (Solies): I can hear you, and I'm coming back for those!
Me: Curses. Foiled again!
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