|09:42 am - Nothing to see here...|
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Not much difference between them really.
Current Music: Pet Shop Boys "Rent"
|04:26 pm - You may be right...|
Let me preface this by saying that I'm pleased that you guys have a baby. Congratulations. I'm thrilled that she's healthy. I'm delighted that you're delighted. She's beautiful and will be a source of much joy and pleasure to in the future, the good Lord willing and the crick don't rise.
Having said that, and I do sincerely mean it, you are total freaking flake. The idea of you having a baby with your wife of nearly a month (I know, you would have married her sooner, but neither of you had completed divorce procedings, some people would consider that a sign!) is utterly repulsive. I don't have any stigmas or issues with preconcieved children, (although this will probably sound like a scathing denunciation of the practice), my problem is actually with you personally.
I think you're irresponsible. I think both of your marriages have been ill conceived. I wish you'd think things through. You are such a bright, and intelligent young man, and you have so little sense. And while I'm spewing a few home truths, can I just mention that my lesbian best friend has never found you even the slightest bit attractive. She would not be on your jock if but for the fact that you're married. She has zero interest in you beyond the odd, and I mean that in most sincere way, dinner companion.
Your capacity for self-delusion is utterly freaking boundless. And, yeah, yeah, I know you think it's jealousy talking. That must be it.
I must be a jealous, raving lunatic. Certainly what I'm saying couldn't possibly be true. Can it?
Current Mood: venting
Current Music: Big Country "In a Big Country"
|09:44 pm - This is what shall be done do the husband the wife wishes to honor|
So, as a reward for hopping doing all the things I mentioned in the locked rant post, I made him a global fusion cuisine dinner.
sushi led off the meal.
Then nachos, with this pecorino romano cheese. I can't believe they had a Kosher cheese like that. I want to get stuff just to eat with it, it's so good. YUM! YUM! YUM!
Then masala rice with vegetables.
And finally assorted berries for dessert.
So you see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable.