July 8th, 2004

A general Sluggy "blek"

Gender-based Candy Dimorphism

Vote in the poll before you read the post, please:
Poll #318169 GenderBasedCandyDimorphism

Your coworker/dormmate/grandmother/other has a bowl of candy? What size candy should it have?

King sized! It's about time I got some respect!
1(6.2%)
Regular candy bar sized. Like a vending machine, but free!
0(0.0%)
Fun sized, like Halloween candy.
8(50.0%)
Bite sized (or single piece size in the case of hard candies). It's just a quick pick me up.
7(43.8%)
Other
0(0.0%)

Freeform answer on the size issue

Gender

Male
4(25.0%)
Female
10(62.5%)
All of the above
1(6.2%)
None of the above
1(6.2%)
Other
0(0.0%)

How do you feel about having a candy bowl in your environment (office/dorm/house etc.)?

Would the world be a better place if more people had candy bowls?

Yes.
1(6.7%)
Hell, freaking, yes.
4(26.7%)
The world would definitely be a fatter place.
2(13.3%)
Yes, I think the environment is greatly improved by the existance of candy.
4(26.7%)
I like to watch people swarm like ants around the bowl.
0(0.0%)
Other.
1(6.7%)

Write in blank for the previous question about making the world better through candy.

If you had a candy bowl, what would you put in it?

Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.


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