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October 27th, 2004

05:18 pm - Yeah, yeah, horribly remiss etc.
I notice in my e-spammail box there's one entitled "Stolen Honor" John Kerry wants to stop... and that's all it says because I'm just looking at the subject line, but just based on these words, I have an opinionCollapse )
And from another email subject line, "These will help you please your partner". I know what pleases my partner. Unless this is a automatic, fully programmable chef with unlimited digital TV recording time, it isn't going to please him. The end.
I really like Curt Schilling. Of course, "when you win 100 games, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you're colorful. Until then, however, it means you're a slob." By which I mean, he's earned the right to be honest with grits and determination. He's a class act, all the way though.

I just stealthily slipped the word "hotness" into an email. I feel like king of the world.
Current Mood: artisticartistic
Current Music: Macdonough, Harry, 1871-1931 ; - Tessie

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06:07 pm - Expanding the audience
I posted this in someone else's blog, and again, I'm so taken with my own brilliance that I have to post it again here.
Writing Technical Documentation to your Audience
See Spot.
See Spot click.
See Spot click on the Ok button on the user interface.
See Spot watch a login window open.
Open login window. Open!
See Spot type his username, with no capital letters into the login window.
Type Spot! Type!
See Spot type his password into the login window.
Shhhh. Spot's password is a secret.
Spot doesn't tell anyone his password, or write it on his computer monitor, or tape it to his filing cabinet.
Spot remembers his password.
Remember Spot! Remember!
Current Mood: amusedamused

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