|02:31 pm - Boring|
Me: I'm a boring person.
Solies: Awww. Of course you're not.
Me: Then why do you bring a pillow whenever you come to visit me?
Solies: (Looks uncomfortable) Ummmm. Because I want you to be comfortable?
Me: But I'm never allowed to touch your pillow. You hate people touching your pillow.
Solies: (Flustered) It's the thought that counts!
Me: I think you think I'm boring.
Solies: I do not! Blinky, tell her we don't think she's boring.
Blinky: Morry Mollies. (Blinky shoves more candy in his mouth before continuing) Mime only merefer mood.
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Don Henley - Dirty Laundry
|05:08 pm - Macro Man|
Robert: Oh no! I've just cut and paste this column over my existing columns!
Crowd: Oh no!
Coworker6: Undo! Undo!
Robert: I can't!
MacroMan: I'll save you! Save this as a new name and bring up the old one and copy back!
Robert: First I must save my dependencies!
Crowd: (watching) Oh no!
Macro Man: While you were saving, the autosave kicked in! Fortunately, I have another version you can use saved under a different name.
Robert: But the numbers are wrong! Save us, Macro Man!
Macro Man: I will, Robert. I will. Just run this macro and your task numbers will be automatically updated.
Robert: Thank you Macro man! How can I ever repay you?
Macro Man: It's just my honour to serve.
(Macro Man flies off to another meeting. Cue theme music)
Macro Macro man..
I want to be a macro fan,
Talking about a macho macro man,
He's got to be the macro man!
Current Mood: amused