April 22nd, 2005

Fairytale Princess Amy

Beware the smiling man

Jumpie and Emma are sitting on the plane. There is one seat open next to them. An thin, pale man in a tie, looking obviously Jewish approaches them
Jumpie: Whispering I know he's going to be the one who sits here.
The man is grinning at them. When his wife doesn't answer, Jumpie turns to see a similiar grin on her face.
Jumpie: What?
Emma: I know him. (To the man) This is my husband, Jumpie. Jumpie, this is Sam.
Sam: As luck would have it, I am sitting next to you.
Jumpie: What did I tell you?