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What Reject Sith Are You?

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...	leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	themightyrando
And the two of you will proceed to...	practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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You Are The Key Character
"It's what I was meant to do."
You are the true enigma. No one knows much about you, you do not understand much of yourself, and your life seems to carry no purpose. Yet regardless of everything around you - everyone knows that you are here for some reason, even if no one yet knows what that is. Things seem to simply fall into place for you. Almost as though some force is working either through you, for you, or around you. No matter your troubles, you have been sent here to unlock something. This is your destiny.

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
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And in funny benefits news, if I die and hoppie is dead, I will get 50% of my life insurance.
I like that.
Do you think the money goes into a recursive loop, gradually dividing itself amoung my other heirs until it's all gone?
I have my necklace.
I have my car.
It apparently wasn't the control rods, it was the control bar. I do know what that is. Silly guys. They did a good job on the car, although I sorta wish I had a Saturn. When you pick up the car from a Saturn service station, they've washed it and prettified it for you. I should take my car for a wash. She would look very sexy clean.