|11:56 am - Nothing happened in Sector Derek Lowe today|
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
This is actually (what I think is the first) one in a very long series:
Summary: The Marauders and a few friends of my own invention are bored during History of Magic and decide to pass notes.
Yes, I have. I like Trinka better. Of course, as I pointed out to hoppie, this means there's hope for me yet.
I wanted to say something about it in my post, but I'm disappointed even though I have no right to be. I don't follow celebrity hookups and I'm generally content to let sports figures and other miscellaneous celebs live their private lives as they see fit, but I always felt sorta connected to Derek, you know, a scruffy scrapper who's always picked on, but comes through in the end.
I dunno. Palmeiro's juiced and Lowe's dropping his sinker off the diamond with some piece of ass. Whole world's gone mad, I tell you.