Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005.
Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your "Year In Review".
January: Headache, Day 2.
February: Horrible dreams last night, and I kept waking up.
March: After the introduction to the Rabbis, the Rabbis continue on discussing how to tell the story.
April: So I had this dream last night.
May: So I was at my grandmother (MeeMaw)'s old apartment and there was a table set up in the front corner of the parking lot. [This is an except of a dream]
June: My cousin Angie had a baby boy.
July: [John Valentin] Is in for Dale on the Dale and Holley show!
August: Reply and I'll respond with something random about you.
September: I am clearly unprepared for this California living.
October: So I'm watching a basketball game with some of my coworkers (including Jill's husband Craig), and there's no crowd. [another except of a dream]
November: Blue raspberry toosie pops. What will they think of next?
December: I just sold my first piece of jewelry.
Well, things are looking up!