Your Score: Microbrew
(66% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 33% genuine)
Microbrews, though obscure, are pretty tasty things, and they
continually win beer contests. I, personally, have a hard time getting
past the hype and the slight air of pretention that surrounds any
discussion of "hoppiness," "5-star scales," and the like. But their
non-working-classness notwithstanding, Microbrew is one of the best
categories on this test: dignified, intelligent, rare.
Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all,
mircobrews are usually kind of expensive), but you know how to savor
what you get. Your personality isn't exactly light and bubbly, but very
you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor
is most likely on the dark side, but that's just another way to say
sophisticated, right? Just remember to act like a Pabst every once in a
while, and you'll be perfect.