If you're going to diss me, don't do it by first telling me what a great friend I am. If I was such a great friend, or maybe if you were, you wouldn't treat me like this.
Either way, it's my fault for letting it go this long. What's that saying, only a psychotic expects a different result everytime he hits himself on the head? Something like that. Sometimes, I just don't know why I bother.