tiredI shall poll about it:
Have you ever eaten something you would decscribe both as "utterly vile" and "mmm, kinda good"
Yes.
5(50.0%)
No.
5(50.0%)
Other.
0(0.0%)
If you answered yes to 1, what was it?
Do you find yourself looking at Kosher symbols on food when shopping.
I don't shop, fool. Only weenors shop. I send my minions.
1(5.9%)
What's Kosher?
1(5.9%)
What's a symbol?
1(5.9%)
What's with the Tablet K? Kosher or not? No one ever gives me a straight answer!
1(5.9%)
Is that the little R in a circle?
0(0.0%)
I partied the night oreos went Kosher. I still party!
1(5.9%)
Yes, sadly I'm drawn to them. I don't know why, but I blame you.
2(11.8%)
Yes, I deliberately buy everything without a Kosher symbol. I'll show that meddling god who's boss.
0(0.0%)
I always wonder what they mean and I imagine the little rabbi stamping his mark on each of the packages.
3(17.6%)
No.
6(35.3%)
What are you talking about?
1(5.9%)
What do you do when you see all the low-carb stuff?
I laugh. So many people buy into that and they will all die young and I will dance on their graves, muhahahahaha.
3(10.7%)
I pity the fool who has to eat it.
6(21.4%)
It's a fad. This too shall pass and the low-carb foods with be getting all dusty with the "Snack Wells" and the "Tofurky" and the other fad foods.
6(21.4%)
You did NOT just call "Tofurky" a fad.
0(0.0%)
I check it out. I need it!!!!! ARGH!!!! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!
1(3.6%)
Well, I always pass the low-cab, low-fast, low-sugar, no-taste sections when I shop.
2(7.1%)
I don't understand why honest, decent people have to harassed with that crap.
2(7.1%)
People should drink more beer.
3(10.7%)
Or Bourbon. Bourbon has no carbs. Put that in your Atkins pipe and drink it.
2(7.1%)
If you look just beyond the low-carb section, there's a pharmacy. Why don't you consider something to help you relax a bit.
3(10.7%)