awesome ultimate expert hen (mdyesowitch) wrote,
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A random post about food

I've never tasted something that was utterly vile and at the same time, kinda yummy. But now I have in these low carb soy chocolate mint soy crips. (OU-Dairy, for those interested in that sort of thing).
I shall poll about it:
Poll #229792 Food Questions

Have you ever eaten something you would decscribe both as "utterly vile" and "mmm, kinda good"

Yes.
5(50.0%)
No.
5(50.0%)
Other.
0(0.0%)

If you answered yes to 1, what was it?

Do you find yourself looking at Kosher symbols on food when shopping.

I don't shop, fool. Only weenors shop. I send my minions.
0(0.0%)
What's Kosher?
0(0.0%)
What's a symbol?
0(0.0%)
What's with the Tablet K? Kosher or not? No one ever gives me a straight answer!
0(0.0%)
Is that the little R in a circle?
0(0.0%)
I partied the night oreos went Kosher. I still party!
0(0.0%)
Yes, sadly I'm drawn to them. I don't know why, but I blame you.
1(10.0%)
Yes, I deliberately buy everything without a Kosher symbol. I'll show that meddling god who's boss.
0(0.0%)
I always wonder what they mean and I imagine the little rabbi stamping his mark on each of the packages.
2(20.0%)
No.
4(40.0%)
What are you talking about?
0(0.0%)

What do you do when you see all the low-carb stuff?

I laugh. So many people buy into that and they will all die young and I will dance on their graves, muhahahahaha.
0(0.0%)
I pity the fool who has to eat it.
1(10.0%)
It's a fad. This too shall pass and the low-carb foods with be getting all dusty with the "Snack Wells" and the "Tofurky" and the other fad foods.
2(20.0%)
You did NOT just call "Tofurky" a fad.
0(0.0%)
I check it out. I need it!!!!! ARGH!!!! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!
0(0.0%)
Well, I always pass the low-cab, low-fast, low-sugar, no-taste sections when I shop.
0(0.0%)
I don't understand why honest, decent people have to harassed with that crap.
1(10.0%)
People should drink more beer.
0(0.0%)
Or Bourbon. Bourbon has no carbs. Put that in your Atkins pipe and drink it.
0(0.0%)
If you look just beyond the low-carb section, there's a pharmacy. Why don't you consider something to help you relax a bit.
1(10.0%)
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