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Do you have a wireless or cellular telephone
Yes.
7(70.0%)
No.
2(20.0%)
Cellphones are the very devil! Yes. (meep)
1(10.0%)
Cellphones are the very devil! No! BAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
0(0.0%)
Couldn't live without it.
0(0.0%)
Couldn't stand to have one
0(0.0%)
Who provides your service?
Nextel. Done.
0(0.0%)
In a crowded place, it's singular.
0(0.0%)
AT&T. You will.
2(28.6%)
Sprint. The worlds first fiberoptic network.
1(14.3%)
MCI/Worldcom, damnit, we need the money.
0(0.0%)
Verizon. What can brown do for you?
4(57.1%)
T*Mobile. Get life out of more.
0(0.0%)
Liberty Wireless. (who?)
0(0.0%)
How do you like it?
It sucks.
2(13.3%)
Coverage area sucks.
1(6.7%)
No reception near phone lines, power lines, or anything else resembling a conflicting signal.
1(6.7%)
It's fabulous.
1(6.7%)
Customer service is exceptional.
2(13.3%)
It's okay. Nothing so bad I'm willing to switch, but inertia is mostly what keeps me here.
3(20.0%)
It works when I need it. That's really all I care about.
5(33.3%)
My phone has all these cool features...
0(0.0%)
Do you have wireless web or email services.
Yes. It rocks.
1(11.1%)
Just email (text messaging).
2(22.2%)
Just web browsing.
0(0.0%)
No. Don't need none of that fancy dancy stuff.
5(55.6%)
Yes, but you really have to watch what you're sending, or you'll get ass-raped on the overage charges.
1(11.1%)
Just email and AIM. They're great though.
0(0.0%)
Other
0(0.0%)
Tell me whatchu got?
Do you like your phone?
Very much.
1(11.1%)
Eh. It's a phone. It has buttons. I like buttons.
4(44.4%)
No, it sucks. I need something better.
2(22.2%)
It's really well thought out for a tiny piece of machinery
2(22.2%)
What make and model is it?
Did you get the joke in the title.
Nope.
3(30.0%)
Yes.
2(20.0%)
Yeah, but it wasn't funny.
2(20.0%)
You're a dweeb.
3(30.0%)