Admittedly, you're working the worst shift ever, 7:22 AM the Sunday of a holiday weekend, but still.
In any case, AT&T is sending me a new smart card. So I should get my phone back in a week.
Does this go in the category of "Be careful what you wish for?"
Or as Ista would say, the most savage curses come as answer to our prayers. Prayer is a dangerous business and should be outlawed.