Now I'm wise and experienced enough to know that this bon mot is no wittier than others I've said and probably the universe is so saturated with my amusing snappy comments, that one more or less doesn't make a huge difference. I also recognize that I'm not qualfied to judge my own genius. For example, lainmac still chuckles over me telling the head of HR we were on a cul-de-sac but I wasn't trying to be funny. Just place ourselves properly in his analogy. Not that his analogy was so all-fired fabulous, but it was on the table.
All I'm saying, is I just want another excuse to say "Sexually Starved in Slytherin."
And speaking of brilliance:
All the downtown ladies called him "treetop lover,"
All the men just called him "sir."