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Thieved in the night from Stephatrix and Lestrange TY

You're a Dialogue/Character Writer!

What kind of writer are you?
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Who did you last get angry with?
The anonymous idiot who's posting in my friend's lj. Spinless jellyfish. And what's really annoying is that I came up with the perfect reply last night after I went home. I hate that.

What is your weapon of choice?
My keyboard. Also my Louisville Slugger

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Thanks, but I'm trying to cut back.

How about of the same sex?
Not since high school.

Who was the last person that got really angry at you?
Hoppie does sometimes when I'm particuarly spacy. But I can't think of anyone who's been really angry with me recently and has admitted it.

What is your pet peeve?
People who like themselves more than I like them.


What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Comprehensive house cleaning. I clean in pieces and let one side get cluttered while another side gets cleaner. But I never get a whole thing completely clean.

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
After a very long camping trip, I slept 26 hours. Normally I'm not a very good sleeper.

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
Just one? *sob* well, my Chicago friends. For some reason, I've been very, very bad about keeping in touch. Of course they haven't been all that much better, I'm still upset that neither of them came to my wedding. I know. One of them sent a gift with her reason, and the other one didn't say anything until 4 months afterwards, I'm not bitter, and they were good reasons, not excuses, well mostly. But I'm still hurt and I'm having a hard time getting over it. I keep giving myself delicious platitudes like "Life is too short to be angry." and "It's over. Deal," but it still hurts whenever I think about it. Maybe in a few more years. I queue these things up and constantly work on forgiving people.

What is the last lame excuse you've made?
You just heard it. See last question.

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?

When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Last week.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
twice. But it's hoppie's fault. His boss has a new mandate so the clock has been set at 7 all this week instead of 8. I'll be used to it next week and start getting up at 6, but this has just been a very busy week.


What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Pearl Harbor, or is that not what you meant?

White meat or dark meat?
Either. Prefer white slightly for poultry, and severely when it comes to fish.

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
3 drinks. I usually have a two drink limit, but sometimes I go wild. 8-)

Have you ever used a professional diet company?

Do you have an issue with your weight?
Doesn't everybody?

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
I like them all, but when I stress eat, I tend to look for salt.

Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet?


How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Good grief, I have no idea. Do I have to mentally review my life to decide how many people I've seen? I'm going to randomly pick a number instead and say 10. And anything I have to add to this will only make it worse. I mislike this question.

How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
I have no idea. 6 maybe?

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Not yet.

Have you wanted someone who was taken?

What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
shoulders. On Timothy Dalton, hips.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Once. Worse mistake of my life. Never again. Some people just don't know how to manage one night stands, and it's my bad luck to be one of them.
But this too came to a bad end. We got married. 8-)


How many credit cards do you own?
One and I can't find it.

What's your guilty pleasure?
I have so many...DVDs I'd guess.

If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Buy a vacation home, pay off the current home, and start a company to employ the people I think are underutilized at their current jobs.

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. I like my anonymity.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Depends how mega and what my available free time was like. I mean I'm the land of eternal darkness unable to internet at work or at home, and there's nothing to do when I leave work and I have no friends to hang out with, definitely not. Otherwise maybe. Or as hoppie would say, "you can survive anything for 6 months."

Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes. I was a bit of a magpie as a child, but I'm feeling much better now.

How many mp3's are on your hard drive?


What's the one thing you've done that you're most proud of?
I still haven't killed anyone. I'm proud of that every day.

What's the one thing you've done that your parents are most proud of?
No clue. Probably moving out quickly.

What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
To raise beautiful and productive children in a loving environment with my loving husband.

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends what won first.

Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Does the purity test count? No, I've never cheated on something to get a higher score.

What did you do today that you're proud of?
beyond the obvious getting to work on time, nothing. But it's early yet.


What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
Oddly enough, nothing. I must be doing good in the sybartic self-indulgence catagory.

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No, but I know someone who planned to. At the end though, she went for a higher grade and accquited herself well.

If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Today I'm quite content to be me.

Have you ever been cheated on?

Have you ever cheated on someone?

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yup. I wished for red hair, and the perfect body. Well, one out of two ain't bad.

What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Aggressiveness. It's a constant struggle for me to assert myself. I want to be laid-back and easy-going, but..

What is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust is always the best, but Avarice is nice too.
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