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May 12th, 2004


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02:14 pm - A collection of (spam) oddities
So I wasn't going to buy anything, but Meranda talked me into getting a Spam shirt for myself when I bought hoppie a replacement 2001 A Spam Odyssey. I got the Statue of Spamity.

I'm compiling a list of menstrual triggers:
  • Getting on airplane.

  • Scheduling sex.

  • Going to a party.

  • Going on a job interview.

  • First day at a new job.

This could be like Family Feud. And the number one most common trigger for the menstrual period is...

And on the subject of "Your Kung Fu is best." which alert readers will recognize as a quote from The X-Files. Hoppie correctly identified Mr. Murray as Kwai Chang Caine's son Peter from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues. Chris Potter is the name of the actor. And may I just say, that's he's still a hottie. I was wondering about the possiblilty of turning the Calvin into another Frank Longbottom pb. Char, what do you think?

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From:kayranord
Date:May 12th, 2004 12:13 pm (UTC)
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One of mine, more relevant for younger girls now, was always: Taking the SAT.

Could probably extend that to ANY significant standardized test. My best friend recently had the same situation for her P.E. exam (Professional Engineer).
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From:mdyesowitch
Date:May 12th, 2004 12:15 pm (UTC)
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Excellent point. 8-)
-m
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From:mrsjtn
Date:May 12th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC)
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Silly Marci..the #1 best trigger for the menstrual period is...*drumroll* Taking a pregnancy test!

I have no idea how many of those stupid things I've wasted only to start my period the next day. Of course, there are a couple times when this didn't work. But I'm sure they were just freak accidents and don't rally affect the probability factor :)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 12th, 2004 01:59 pm (UTC)

why do I hate my body? let me count the ways...

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lessee:

* swim meets! (when I was younger and more naive I often didn't have tampons in every bag I own like I do now)

* travel, especially long plane trips (yes, I do want to cope with "feminine supplies" in a bathroom approximately the size of a kitchen garbage can)

* just AFTER getting better from a cold/flu/whatever. You start to feel more human, and then WHAM, your body decides you need to be taught a lesson. heh heh heh. you think you can control me? you've got another thing coming!

if they it wasn't good for the bones, I'd say get rid of menstruation altogether.

--H
From:lensedqso
Date:May 12th, 2004 03:09 pm (UTC)

Re: why do I hate my body? let me count the ways...

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And don't forget weddings!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 12th, 2004 05:47 pm (UTC)

Re: why do I hate my body? let me count the ways...

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gods, I don't know how I could forget weddings, since I was "blessed" during mine. Hmf!

--H
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From:callie_girl
Date:May 12th, 2004 10:53 pm (UTC)
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He's definately a cutie. And he has the kinda geeky air of a Longbottom (no offense). And you should be able to find lots of pics of him. All good things.

And you forget anything that involves fun activites around water. Water parks, beach trips, etc. :)

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