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May 13th, 2004

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05:07 pm - You want me to teach you what?
So I get off the phone with Meranda. (You remember Meranda right?) They don't have the statue of spamerty in my size (which thinking about it, I do remember that.) was I interested in something else? So I'm looking through the website and we're chatting, and she says something about how cookbook is one of their featured items, and I said, "Oh cookbook! Do you still have any?"
She allows as how she thinks so, and asks me if I want one of those. And I say yes, and hang up.
After I hung up it occurs to me what I've ordered.
A Spam cookbook.
A cookbook of recipes of Spam.
In my Kosher home.
Spam. Cookbook. Spam.
And entirely unrelated to spam or Kosher. I met lain_mac for lunch today. She caught me up on the trip and showed me pictures of the kids. I caught her up on office stuff, although I completely forgot to pass along that restaurant recommendation from Mahesh or the invitation from Joe. (I miss Joe.) Must remember to do that tomorrow.
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Date:May 14th, 2004 09:21 am (UTC)
What the hell were you thinking????
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Date:May 14th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC)
Something along the lines of
"ooooh! cookbook! shiny! *poing*"
Date:May 14th, 2004 11:39 am (UTC)
I'm sure if you take tofu, soak it in a corning solution for a few weeks
and then hang it in a kosher smokehouse you could come up with something
both kosher and vegetarian of roughly the same flavor and consistency as
Spam. You could call it Sham. Or maybe Skam. ('S Kosher hAM).

I want the credit for the idea if any of the lunatics reading this try
it and succeed.
Date:May 15th, 2004 02:47 pm (UTC)
I thought that you and Rocker had the market on trying these sorts of crazy culinary ideas. I'm flashing back to our conversation at that vegetarian Indian restaurant on 3A as I type. Anyway, this sounds right up your alley :)

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